hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .
Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 03, 2021
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Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
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hood quote

when u in the hood and yo thug brother say something slatty and pushing p
"That’s pushing P the ocky way 😭"

You: That's definitely a hood quote
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Hood Noght

It is the lazy form of writing "Good night", you write it when it is already late and you dont even want to correct the words anymore.
-I am feeling tired
-Okay, go to sleep
-Hood noght
-Hood noght?
-Oh! sorry i meant Good night, i am already so tired
by HerrCo May 10, 2020
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hood daughter

The neighbors daughter that is always at your house, and has become part of the family.
I have my daughter, and my hood daughter.
by Baiter101 September 18, 2020
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novice hood

Guy 1: I still have my novice hood

Guy 2: cool
by Yee_masteer March 26, 2017
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Da Hood Com

they are the most Irritating, Pestering, Troublesome, Aggravating, Nuisance, Bothering, Vexing, Disruptive, Exasperating, Grating, Chafing, Peeving, Irksome, Bugging, Galling, Niggling, Perturbing, Repetitive, Trying, Tedious, ntellectually challenged, Developmentally delayed, Cognitive impairment, Learning differences, Special needs, Differently abled, Exceptional, Neurodivergent, Misguided, Uninformed, Ignorant, Unwise, Confused, Ill-informed, Foolish, Senseless, Clueless, Inattentive, Unintelligent, Nonsensical, Absurd, Irrational, Witless, Dense, Simple-minded, Unperceptive, Gullible, Shortsighted, Unreflective, Dull-witted, Inexperienced, Childish, Silly, Naive, Impractical, Careless, Incurious, Injudicious, Foolhardy, Inconsiderate, Unobservant, Inept, Shallow, Doltish, Blockheaded, Slow-witted, Obtuse, Lacking insight, Thoughtless, Uncomprehending, Mindless, Inane, Dazed, Hasty, Incautious, Preposterous, Uneducated, Absent-minded people i ever met
"Da hood com is degenerating" "fr"
by wwwwwwwwwwwaaahhh December 16, 2023
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