goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015

cranky goat

When you done got yourself goat and you forgot to feed it so it rams you. Everybody has been there. Its so simple.

Well I barely had enough cash for the goat and I couldnt afford food, and whilst pondering a new moonshine recipe my cranky goat rammed me.

by KILLERKTM May 14, 2015

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015