by magical remote January 15, 2022
Get the Footmug. A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025
Get the Club footmug. I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.
by p-tank June 14, 2021
Get the Owl's Footmug. by leilani12345 February 25, 2023
Get the foot findermug. A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
Get the Foot humpermug. As wise words from Nicki Minaj "FRAGMENT FOOT" as she stutters between the words, "wound", "scab", and many other words. Fragment Foot is a direct diss to Megan Thee Stallion after her song "HISS" dissing Nicki. This clearly shows how Nicki is threatened by Megan, and clearly shows she's delusional, and on drugs. #TEAMMEAGAN.
by @bblqueen January 31, 2024
Get the Fragment Footmug. When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023
Get the Foot fetish lamp prototype 7mug.