by jeeso May 9, 2021
Get the ethanmug. If you are here, you might know someone called Ethan or you just here. However, for those who know someone called Ethan, then I want you to know that he is very nice and kind. If you need any help, he will cheer you up and life would be better with him.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
I know this might sound very cliché, but Ethan has made my life better. I was pretty lonely before that but he has given me happiness and made life more lively. Thanks for reading this and you are welcome for all the cringe I gave you.
by Keyranaway April 18, 2022
Get the Ethan Lokemug. Ethan is a big gooner who is dating a girl to hide his gayness. He loves Michael very much and wishes he could be with him instead of his girlfriend. He is always getting in trouble and crashing out on people, but he never crashes out on Michael because he loves him very much.
Girl 1- Ethan looks at micheal differently than you
Girlfriend-I know he is always hanging out with Micheal and is always talking about him
Girlfriend-I know he is always hanging out with Micheal and is always talking about him
by totallynotme69 May 29, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.
Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”
by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019
Get the Ethan Flackmug. by Sasha27 October 5, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Part 3
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
“Who’s that smiling at her phone like she just won the lottery?”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025
Get the Ethan Myersmug. A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
Get the David/Ethanmug.