Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Ding-Dong

somthing hot, tïttïes

Claire: *pops a tïttïe*
Maggie: DING-DONG

by trap_starz999 August 30, 2023

Didji Dong

Messing with the minds of people, tomfoolery of the sorts

"DANGIT! I just Didji Donged my friend!

by iAmWithE September 30, 2023

The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.

Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk

by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

Dong-Hyuk

A man so fucking obssessed with skyblock-minecraft that he would throw his whole family into a meat grinder for 5 dollars worth of in-game currency. He will always sell korean gum to make friends and is known for his obsession with feet. A dong hyuk will never fail to amaze you with how absolutely useless he is as he sits at home all day and does fuck all.

hey! Have you seen Dong-hyuk recently?
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!

by Cummy43853 November 29, 2021