Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Diseased Neanderthal

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.

When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

by Charming Dentist January 7, 2024

Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.

I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.

by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014

One hole disease

Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.

You are suffering from one hole disease.

by Wood beer hunter April 16, 2019

Nostalgia’s Disease

A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past

After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease

by YuOfTheNight June 25, 2019

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Acute Disease

1) These last for short period of time .
2) These do not cause long term bad effects on human health.

Examples of acute diseases :- Cold, cough, typhoid, chloera etc.

by Have a nice day ! November 24, 2021