crotch wave

that feeling when you are suddenly moved up suddenly and you get a weird feeling in your crotch.

Chris: Dude You went down too fast on the seesaw I got crotch wave
Charlie: Oh sorry man

by friggles December 18, 2021

free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.

Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.

by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022

Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking

Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM

by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 19, 2022

cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

Crotch Goblin

Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence

These crotch goblins are driving me crazy

by godsWork November 15, 2021

Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

by Myarenda November 18, 2021

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 4, 2022