klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

by drofan November 5, 2010

Cotton Candy Me

Code name for :
He needs to smoke me out.
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He still needs to cotton candy me

by SylviaAHHA. November 7, 2007

candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

up candy

slang for vagina

"yo bitch, let me get a taste of dat UP CANDY"

by doesn't matter eat shit February 2, 2009

backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008