I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
Get the human crotch rocketmug. One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
Get the free range crotch grazermug. When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the barbie crotchmug. by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018
Get the crotch shockmug. by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017
Get the crotch stenchmug. by Pandastic July 7, 2018
Get the crotch romancemug. by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023
Get the crumby crotchmug.