Bum Activity

- the act of freeloading off a group or individual.

Ex. - A person accepting a date for the free food.
Ex. 2- A person asking to hit off your joint.
Ex. 3- A person not ordering food then still asking to get a piece of your meal.

That b*tch is always on her bum activity with all the dudes she meets.

by SanchoPlug April 10, 2022

poo bum

that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.

(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)

jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is

by uwa uwa October 23, 2018

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020

chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

Splash A Bum

To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.

It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.

by JWhenn January 24, 2017

bum chugging

Getting fucked up fast by inserting liquor into your asshole.

That dudes got such a problem drinking he's resorted to bum chugging.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money

Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status

by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 3, 2019