blow job

thing that feels great for guys...girl gets down on her knees and pulls the guy's pants down to about his knees (incase u get caught) and looks at his dick...she then puts it in her mouth...wat i like to do is start by going back and forth...breathing thru ur nose and sucking...then move r hands up to his ass...keep going and occasionally stop for a sec to play with the tip with ur tongue....hell go insane with all the nerve endings there...then keep goin back n forth nd start to pull his pants downa little more...then start to like feel his ass and finger his anus...theres sumthin about the size of a chestnut up in there that will help stimulate him..keep doin this until he cums...then swallow...if hes a good bf or fwb then itll b ur turn...

My friend and I are friends with benefits, and he goes crazy when I give him a blow job, then eats me out really good.

by lovefwb.eatmypussyndsuckmytits April 01, 2009

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Blow boat people

Putting a hard boner on one's wet mouth.

"... now that I'm a grown man I think that you, the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat people, and by that I mean you put hard boners on your wet mouth.'

by Jyri December 07, 2008

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blow your wad

ejaculating, to release semen.

"When you look at the bomb girl, try not to blow your wad"

by soby September 30, 2006

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Blow Job Week

The week often referred to by women as "that time of the month."

This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)

Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
Woman "Sorry but it is Blow Job Week."
Man "You are truly the best, I Love You."

by TheHoneyBadger09 January 27, 2012

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bacon blow job

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.

My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.

by BaconMakesEverythingBetter June 22, 2010

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