Beard

A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S A VAGINA ON THAT GUY'S FACE.. Oh wait, it's just a beard"

by msul005 March 13, 2009

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Douche Beard

Gayest member of the Seamen of the South
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB

wheres DB?
prolly suckin a dick

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

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Red Beard

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period then meat slapping her across her face to give her a "red beard"

Dude i red bearded that whore last night did you see her face?

by milkysoup December 4, 2010

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Beardo

A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.

"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"

"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

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emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.

That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

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Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

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