Apple Strudel BJ

The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.

How it works ::

You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj

That was one slippery-slogan.

I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
by taybag March 06, 2011
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fat apple

A person or thing that stands out.
1: In nature if an animal is looking for food is it likely to go for the fat apple or the small apple?
correct the fat apple.
2: In nature if a human is looking for a member of the opposite sex is it likely to go for the one that stands out (fat apple) or the one in the background (small apple)
correct the fat apple

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by morgasm June 01, 2004
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Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf
by That 1 other guy May 07, 2009
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Bone Apple Teeth

A common spelling error of the French term "Bon Appétit" that is commonly used as a salutation to a person about to eat.
"Dinner is served, worms and cretins. Bone apple teeth!"
by nexzed January 09, 2020
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apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.
"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"
by yes juanito yes October 18, 2014
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apple bottom jeans

Apparently what you wear with boots wit' the furrr.
"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

See also baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the straps.
by Lags May 21, 2008
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Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
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