I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

3:44 AM

The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.

Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."

by some random dude that's bored December 20, 2023

I Am A Camera

Memories how they fade so fast
Look back there is no escape
Tied down now you see too late
Lovers they will never wait
I am a camera
I am a camera
Take heart I will never let you go
If you want to let your feelings show
Lovers all how they never broke your heart
You lose them if the feeling starts
I am a camera camera camera

I am a camera camera camera
There by the waterside
Here where the lens is wide
You and me by the sea
Taken in tranquility
Take heart I will never let you go
If you want to let your feelings show
Lovers all how they never broke your heart
You lose them if the feeling starts
I am I am a camera
I am a camera I am a camera
I am I am a camera
I am a camera I am a camera
There by the waterside
Here where the lens is wide
You and me by the sea

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

Am not!

Something a complete cutie would say when being called cute. Most often, makes the accused even cuter.

Person A: "Hey cutie!"
Cute Person: "Am not!"
Person B: "Yeah, they're definitely cute."
Cute Person: "AM NOT!"

by Some Dragon on the Internet November 24, 2022

I am finished

When you know your absolutely fucked.

Another word for this is "cooked"

Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.

by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024

AM

A undefined numerical equation.

The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.

I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!

by D-Ag January 21, 2020

Pullin' an ame

Committing an act and have no idea it was done till noted.

A girl screams out a players name on the court and sits back down having no idea she had just done that. The boy next to her tells her what she committed and says to his friend, "Ally is pullin' an ame."

by prescott J. September 28, 2010