Baseball player

A 💩🍴 person who plays a slaw ass sport that dont evan count as a sport

I play baseball face ahh 😂
Baseball player are 💩🍴

by Baseball player June 3, 2023

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020

"Pro league" Player

A "Pro League" player is a type of gamer that takes a game very seriously. They will constantly say that they are in the Pro-Leagues, even though they are not in any way involved in them. A typical "Pro League" player would put all of his effort in the game that he is playing so he can get "good" so he can "qualify for the Pro Leagues". They would think that they are the best player of the whole gaming community, and come up with excuse to why they lose to somebody who is not a try hard. Another nickname for this type of gamer would be a "Santi".

Gamer 1: "Wow, I just won my first game of Smash Ultimate!"
Gamer 2: "You know I wasn't even trying, right? You're just a spammer. I'm going to go practice for the tournament tomorrow."
Gamer 3 (To Gamer 1): "Don't worry, this guy is just a "Pro League" player."

by A non-tryhard March 1, 2019

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 2, 2021

MP3 player

An old device from 1997, used for playing music but you have to transfer the files of songs first. Warning: Not a touch screen.

I musician recommended that I used an MP3 player for musical ears and guitar playing

by Definition-idiot teen October 29, 2023

Player

Is known for the amount of girls he has had a thing with before. Usually has a good appearance which helps him in his act. They will confidently hit up girls they know hardly anything about and try to win them over. You may not even like this person at the start but due to their charm and false words you will start to gain feelings. They will make you feel important and as if you are all they care about. They may even victimise themselves and guilt trip you into liking them. Don’t be fooled they may even be willing to have you meet their friends. They will tell you they love you by text and proceed to explain that they love you over your appearance and that you’re nice. They will talk about you being in their future. They will tell you that their biggest goal in life was to pull you. Finally, they will drop you as soon as you hurt their ego or show you are not suitable for what they want from you (they want to sleep with you but you dodged their kiss so they know you won’t be a suitable target to sleep with anytime soon or you hurt their ego from dodging their kiss). They will leave you heartbroken but still text you every so often. The cycle continues and they start to try to win over another girl.

“After all these months and telling me he loves me and suddenly he doesn’t care one bit?”
“Yep that’s what you call a player”

by Introvertedpsychoanalyst June 25, 2023

Player FC

A sports fan or follower who devotes their following/support to a specific player over the club/team said player plays for and believes that the player they're obsessed with is always right and above the club/team.

All you care about is supporting Rashford over Manchester United. You're not a fan of this club, you're a Player FC prat.

by retrodude97 December 15, 2024