Joke

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“What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom

by ifailedlife May 19, 2022

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

the man broke the man he a joke

the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id

"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"

by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 15, 2024

joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis

my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital

by joked123 January 25, 2025

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

Joke

Anything that is meant to be satirical but will offend someone no matter the circumstances.

You can’t make jokes anymore. Someone will get offended

by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020