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Ham

Damn, Id love to get a slice of that ham.
by Ham forever April 7, 2021
mugGet the Hammug.

Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.
by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016
mugGet the Ham in a basketmug.

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
mugGet the Hung like a Hammug.

Ham gobbler

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler
by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019
mugGet the Ham gobblermug.

Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010
mugGet the Ham Beardmug.

Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
by Wazikazi August 1, 2011
mugGet the Straight Hammug.

slice of ham

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021
mugGet the slice of hammug.

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