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Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.
"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"
by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024
mugGet the Ham Aslumemug.

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019
mugGet the slap some ham on itmug.

ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons
the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant
by john-lindsay September 13, 2013
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ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
by ReyVenge May 28, 2024
mugGet the ham classmug.

Ham-Anon

A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.
After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .
by WC_WEB July 1, 2020
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ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.
i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.
by grimpin1 May 3, 2011
mugGet the ham lollymug.

Hams out

Going topless. Mostly used to describe a women who takes off her shirt in a non traditional setting.
Dude, check this shit, that chic is going hams out!!
by Mean1 August 28, 2016
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