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Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.
"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"
by enjoizzz March 15, 2009
mugGet the Wet-Footedmug.

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 January 12, 2017
mugGet the one foot on the bridgemug.

OpposingFork's Foot Fetish

OpposingFork's Foot Fetish is forks last trick in the book, the best of the last, the cherry on top of the camel (syrians cant afford cake), you can say its his syrian ultimatum. Once fork asked musa for feet pics and proof isis is halal, he supports terrorism and wants feet pics from a 15 year old autistic muslim boy (hes 18 and brown), when musa sent the unshowered and smelly feet pics, fork gooned to it like he goons to camels. But being fr i could smell those feet pics from across syria.
Person 1: OpposingFork's Foot Fetish is forks best fetish
Person 2: mhm
Person 3: mhm
by Dako123 June 5, 2025
mugGet the OpposingFork's Foot Fetishmug.

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."
by swag9000 January 29, 2023
mugGet the foot erectionmug.

black footed cat

a cute lil kitty but inside is a big awesome lion
why the black footed cat lookin so friendly and jolly but really it is a big wild baby!!!
by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023
mugGet the black footed catmug.

Face-to-foot style

A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*

Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?

Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022
mugGet the Face-to-foot stylemug.

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