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Waffle

a hard piece of crust in which Monkies are driven mad so they started a war with them.
Ulno is the king of the Waffles.
by gwe February 11, 2003
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Waffle

Yo, that chick thinks she's a Waffle, but shes obviously on the outer rim of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris.
by Funnymanpatrick September 20, 2010
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Waffle

Another way to say Vagina
Similar to twat and pussy
by shitlaaaa March 10, 2011
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Waffle Ass

N. An alcoholic pothead.

Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Dude, why the fuck do you have pot in your vodka? Your such a waffle ass.
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Waffle House

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement
Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
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Stone Waffle

The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.
The WaffleKeeper is the only one who can use the Stone Waffle
by [Puppetshowkid] July 19, 2007
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Blue Waffle

A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!
by oly high kid April 17, 2010
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