Max

A gay dude that is unbelievably annoying... can never shut the fuck up and always think's he's the center of attention.

Etienne - "Can you ever shut the fuck up, you always talk all the time."
Max - "No, I'm a queen so I should never shut up."

by _OnlyFacts_ June 16, 2022

Pressure Maxxing

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.

I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method

by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024

Max

Max is a dog

Woah, look at Max, he is a dog

by Thine Fosh August 31, 2022

Max CH

evil satan spawn that eats you. usually is under 2 inches in height and 400000 metres thick in width.

oh lord its Max CH!! get the high ground.

by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021

Max

Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer

Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer would like a shag.

by Bawie November 24, 2021

Max

Stupid bitch max people hate max

Max you fuckin’ suck

by 2D November 17, 2021

Max Orkin

An interesting man, typically Italian. One who when he gets in a relationship, never wears the pants. One who typically gets Bitched often, but always has a snarky response for it. He fucks with spaghetti o’s

Man 1: Dude you’ve been acting really bitch lately and your girl’s taken total control over you!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!

by Conor Goodman December 13, 2021