Fart-Mic

When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.

I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story

by majorbloodline January 24, 2021

Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.

As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells

by classicbadger January 26, 2021

Shawna Fart

The sweet nectar of Shawna’s butthole that comes in air form. This is also known as a butthole queef.

Shawna Fart: Shawna eats Taco Bell then she farts then sharts then queefs.

by Gary Beavers June 18, 2021

zart fart

Zart fart is a term used to tell a person to shit their pants and smear the it in your mouth

Henry told the man to zart fart

by Yahoones December 19, 2022

Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

butter fart

A fart that's too greasy to be called wet.

I heard Dave fart, I didn't believe that it was a real fart. It sounded like what you get when you put butter in a whoopee cushion. It was a butter fart.

by A member of the Team Cripple January 22, 2008

Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

by Key-Lime February 15, 2010