A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).

That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.

Jesus that man sure does love bikes.

Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?

I think he likes bikes an awful lot.

I'm gonna find Susan Brown.

Thomas Richardson by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022

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Thomas'd

(Verb)

The delay of business past the scheduled time; to eliminate all hope of getting home at a reasonable time.

Ed and Martin were supposed to be out of there at 12 today. They're still there at 5 pm! They got Thomas'd real hard.

Thomas'd by Skinhole October 12, 2022

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thomas basham

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path

Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity

thomas basham by deanos the stud October 27, 2022

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Thomas pell

Thomas pell means that a male who is severely attracted to the male appendage specifically to blonds

that guy is such a Thomas pell

Thomas pell by a man attracted to swimmers November 14, 2022

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