Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

by Very small PP man November 21, 2022

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

Matthew Fu

A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.

Matthew Fu was molesting again.....

by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022

Matthew vasco

He is a great friend who values friends and family. He a funny and special person.

Matthew Vasco

by gho st May 28, 2020

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

matthew peacock

A sexy man(Boy) from coatbridge Townhead in Scotland

Hi Matthew Peacock you are so sexy!!! Will you go out with me

by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014

Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.

"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."

by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018