This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018
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Get the Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog, mug.Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
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Get the Branson Landing mug.Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.
Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.
jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?
Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?
Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
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"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.
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Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
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Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
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