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Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
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Get the tennesse two tone mug.When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.
When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."
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How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
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