by legallawsuit July 03, 2023
When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
by donionrings April 05, 2019
Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 18, 2020
When one proceeds to stick their big toe up another man or woman’s anal cavity, then take it out and then the person receiving the toe begins to suck it
by Landonevans March 13, 2023
A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
by boykisser84 June 06, 2019
When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.
*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!
Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!
Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
by courtisradical December 27, 2010
When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
by CSells March 19, 2004