shit talks

When a new relationship seems to be going amazingly, then your partner suddenly wants to have heavy chats about something utterly trivial and they make out it's a dealbreaker issue.

Person one: "How's everything going with that hot mess?"
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

by SamsonBear May 8, 2019

4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.

My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!

by The sausage October 16, 2019

Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.

by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020

drink-tank

It’s like a think-tank. It’s 2 or more people that drink and socially find subjects that they can pretend to know something about but in reality are clueless!

I am always up for “drink-tank” discussions.

by Hornet70 April 17, 2020

to tank

To fail utterly, completely, and in public view.

To tank or not to tank? Was that the question?

by Withsticks August 4, 2020

Shark Tank

A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)

Throw that Limey spy in the shark tank!

by Jonas_S August 30, 2020

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020