When two males face away from each other on all fours and one places a finger on their anus in order for the other to bump it and insert it into their own anus.
by Real pop March 3, 2025
Get the Turkey Tailing mug.The theory, central to Taleb's critique of standard statistics, that many real-world distributions have "fat tails"—extreme events are much more likely than the normal distribution predicts. In a normal distribution, extreme events are virtually impossible; in fat-tailed distributions, they happen regularly. Financial markets, pandemics, wars—all are fat-tailed. Fat Tails Theory argues that we have been using the wrong statistical tools, underestimating risk, pretending the world is safer than it is. The theory explains why Black Swans are not as rare as we think: they're rare in thin-tailed distributions, normal in fat-tailed ones. Fat Tails is the mathematics of humility, the quantification of our ignorance, the proof that we live in a world where the improbable happens—and we'd better be ready.
Example: "His risk models assumed normal distribution, so extreme events were virtually impossible. Then the crash came—a fat-tail event, impossible in his model, inevitable in reality. Fat Tails Theory had warned him: the world is not normal; extremes happen. He'd ignored it. His models were precise and wrong."
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This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.
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This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.
by KB2109 August 18, 2025
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by BennBrack November 3, 2025
Get the Mitzvah Tail mug.The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.
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“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”
by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025
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“Hey do you think you charged me 200 dollars for this gram of cocaine in the fine sunshine state of Florida that I can get a complimentary gator tail?” - Freshman Pledge who spikes drinks
“Wtf? What does that even mean? And the answer is no, you’re lucky I didn’t sell it to you for 250 and said it was triple washed or something” - enterprising intelligent person
“Wtf? What does that even mean? And the answer is no, you’re lucky I didn’t sell it to you for 250 and said it was triple washed or something” - enterprising intelligent person
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