tamking

a very easy typo of tanking

wow, that druid is horribad at tamking 3 mobs

by DeniedAccess March 16, 2008

talking to sam

a euphemism for masturbation

Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.

'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Tiking

Tanning whilst Biking by biking topless.

Sephanie: Hey is that Bas biking over there?

Nawaz: Yeah that is!

Sephanie: But he's topless!

Nawaz: Oh he's Tiking I guess.

Sephanie: Tiking?

Nawaz: Yeah Tiking, you know - tanning whilst biking.

Sephanie: Ooooh Tiking, I see!

by 8Ballism October 1, 2010

takin' a smokey

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.

Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.

by knightman23 April 13, 2014

talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.

"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"

by Kohyu August 6, 2016

Talking Trump

To brag, especially to falsely exaggerate one's abilities or achievements.

"Dude, you did not bowl 300 - you're talking Trump."

"I got a ten percent raise today, for reals, I'm not talking Trump."

by HeardItHere May 11, 2016