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Hood Rich

You got a pinky ring with crushed diamonds but you still making the payments for it.
by MustaphaThePharaoh November 20, 2017
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Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .
My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .
by PauliePinks March 7, 2023
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Hood Crazy

A person who is ghetto and will never change. They may carry themselves classy, but deep down they are a product of the hood and does everything in a "Hood" manner. They have their own grammar, understanding, beliefs and at least one family member who's in prison.

Also, a woman/girl can be turned into {Hood Crazyif she dates a guy who exposes her to his hood.
"He do not know how to act in the suburbs, because he's too Hood Crazy"

OR

"Ever since she started dating that guy, she's been acting Hood Crazy
by Teddy Cash January 16, 2014
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Hood gang

Guys with wieners of the uncut variety.
Yo, my friends and I are all part of the hood gang.
by Hoodie4life February 18, 2023
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The hood

A place where...
Yao wussup my ni🅱️🅱️a welcome to The hood
by Urmomisaboi May 11, 2020
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hooding

The act of pulling up the hood of someone wearing a hoodie, then yanking the drawstrings.
He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!
by Stupidly Sophisticated October 23, 2020
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Hood Hunnie

Unlike an ABG, a Hood Hunnie has the following characteristics:
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
Oh shoot ,you met that Hood Hunnie last night? Don't tell your ABG girl she might just jelly and not take you to Coachella next year...
by Breal345 September 13, 2019
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