ice cream don't melt in the freezer

A statement of fact. The truth.

Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

by JPeabody November 12, 2013

Can't Get Past the 1st Level

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.

I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!

by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017

Can't Pooch the Mounouch

The phrase one utters when in the presence of the Mounouch.

Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch

by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018

G3.can’t.miss

A extremely attractive tiktoker with over 13k

“Bro is G3.can’t.miss gonna post again”

by Godhanded.Idc February 20, 2021

Can't sleep?

If you don't sleep, make sure you don't take any pills, and go outside often, fresh air will come in handy. It’s even better if you think of fond memories before bed, and something that makes you happy. If you still can’t fall asleep, and feel tired, and reluctant, see a doctor, it may be something more serious.

Can't sleep? See this text through.

by Danica :) March 4, 2021

I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.

Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.

by Grafikman August 31, 2015