jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya

my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor

by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019

Jacob

Basically a retard

Guys, look, it's Jacob!
Jacob: "Hello beautiful people"

by DropTheBassEvo October 15, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first, but you will later see how beautiful and amazing his personality is. He is hilarious, sporty, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, an over all good guy, and knows how to make someone's day a whole lot better. He's good with the girls and is friends with everyone.

Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N

Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19

Person 1: That dude over there is such good guy
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!

by um..i ever went to oovoo javer October 15, 2019

Jacob Harmon

Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to

Jacob Harmon is a really great guy

by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019

jacob

a guy who will not let u win in cup pong darts and anything else on i message games. he is also scared of bombs.

jacob is so cool

by paigewazny October 15, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever

Girl 1:have you seen Jacob

Girl 2:no he will never date me

Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi

Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other

by Katie clair March 21, 2018

Jacob Soreclitorus

An insulting (but hilarious) nickname for the teen Musical.ly star Jacob Sartorius.

Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.

by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018