Evil Snake boy

Janus

Janus is an evil snake boy

by SnakeBoi(Not Evil) July 29, 2020

Texas Boot Snake

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.

My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Snake Spit

The polite, politically correct way to say "Bull shit" while in front of children.

Johnny: They knocked down the library!
Billy: That's total snake spit!

by Kilereren January 9, 2009

trouser snake oil

Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.

Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.

by Patrick Graydon December 9, 2008

Cambodian Trouser Snake

Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.

Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"

Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."

by Nutella Stuart May 17, 2009

snakes on a plane

1. To show or tell that something is interesting or "cool"
2. It can also be used with a modifyier "snakes on a mother fucking plane"

1. Joe:Did you see the latest episode of Battlestar Galatica?
Bob:Yeah it was so snakes on a plane!
2. Joe:Did you see that awesome jump?
Bob:That was so snakes on a mother fucking plane

by Steven Wagoner September 9, 2006

doo doo snake

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?
Source: Vincenz, Staten Island, NY

by Vincenz March 15, 2007