Braydon Smith

He’s and absolute shit. Honestly he’s kind of funny sometimes but most of the time he’s an annoying little twat. Every single time you see him you kick him in the tail bone, and he usually just shoves you out of annoyance. Once he shoved you so hard you couldn’t bend your spine, but that’s ok.

Braydon Smith is an absolute bitch!

by MrShaggyuwu February 20, 2019

Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

Smith

The smallest cock imaginable... Any gay man will cream his pants for a smith... Loves to masturbate to gay old soggy anime porn... But best of all any Smith will give u the best sex of your life and a great babysitter

I had sex with a Smith last night, he had a tiny cock but it was the best sex of my life

by Robbob6969 October 24, 2018

Doug Smith Gorilla tag

Doug smith is widely regarded as a “Gorilla Tag ghost” He haunts servers in gorilla tag and if you get him angry he might ban or kick you from the game. He can sometimes be found in the codes “IAMHERE” “LMAO666” and “CARCRASH”. Apparently, he died in a car crash and now haunts the listed gorilla tag servers through his dead son’s headset.

Hey guys, have you heard about Doug Smith Gorilla tag

by iceyyz July 14, 2023

Chad Smith

Chad Smith: The drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers has one of the most generic names in the English language. You have Chad which is just a basic frat boy name and then to top it all off his last name is Smith. What a legend.

Imagine being named Chad Smith

by Badgered February 19, 2021

mrs forrest smith

the oldest hag from Amersham school an english teacher who always yaps on about her husband who is apparently an actor.

friend:'hows the wife' me:'she's pulled a complete mrs forrest smith on me'

by the_rizzler March 18, 2024

Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome

When a wife publicly embarrases her husband for no reason.

KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"

by gunnerafc20 January 9, 2024