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Master Salty 

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.
Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.
Master Salty by Insatiable me September 18, 2018
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Still Salty 

The ultimate dis track about SYNing
Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"

The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip
Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left
Alex Is Salty by butterone78 August 23, 2019

flying salty demons 

Semen, sperm,jizm, Male ejaculate, cum
"Release the flying salty demons!" -

"Man, I covered her in flying salty demons"

A Salty Snail 

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.
Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

stay salty 

keep having a bitter attitude; stay rude
I like your attitude; stay salty.
stay salty by princ.e.ss September 11, 2016