New Mom Syndrome 

After having a child:

One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.

The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.

Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.

Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.

Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"

Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.

Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"

Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"

New Mom Syndrome by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013

topless shock syndrome 

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

topless shock syndrome by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Bown's Syndrome 

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.

"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."

Bown's Syndrome by And Parasols October 23, 2013

Phantom Homework Syndrome 

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

Phantom Homework Syndrome by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

Shy Shitter Syndrome 

Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.

Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!

Shy Shitter Syndrome by LogoNinja August 13, 2014

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome 

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome by bigwayne August 17, 2014

little motor syndrome

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.

LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."

little motor syndrome by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014