troll syndrome

-a condition that significantly decreases the hotness of a woman. It can turn a 10 into a 1 within a matter of days. Cases have been spotted throughout the U.S. Cures and causes of this disease are unknown. Severity of troll syndrome can be perceived differently when alcohol is involved, but can never be completely ignored.

"Jessica is usually hot as a jurnt, but today she has an acute case of troll syndrome."

by TimOleMiss October 27, 2006

Disney Syndrome

Disney Syndrome is when a person who may act/sing is able to do both, and brags about both. As seen in Hayley Williams and Robert Pattinson interviews.

"Its like, oh I sing to..ehnnngh."
"Disney Syndrome.."

by operaticskeleton December 17, 2008

Asperger Syndrome

A mental condition when you say the most obvious things,but in a deep and thoughtful way.

People with Asperger Syndrome are very cool and clever.

by SomeoneNew February 25, 2011

Gautam syndrome

To be in a continual state of depression, to the extent of general apathy, loss of self-worth and astronomical standard setting.

Other symptoms may include social dislocation, severe weight gain, split personality disorder, a lack of co-ordination and delusions of grandeur. May intensify after large public events, such as a concert.

Bob didn't turn up to a party yesterday, because he was suffering from Gautam syndrome.

by KG_you_know_who January 12, 2009

Nirlipta Syndrome

(noun) a term used to refer to someone who complains about their current home, and often talks about escaping to another place. Side effects of this syndrome include depression, and devoid any love for materialism.

"I think I have the Nirlipta Syndrome. I'm losing my mind!"

Someone may complain about how they want to leave CT and move to NYC.

by panda55 August 22, 2009

Bradshaw Syndrome

When you dance like Michael Jackson and are really clever. It is rarely seen, but when it is - it's pretty amazing. It is well known in the north west of England, but it is swiftly spreading throughout the world. Bradshaw is becoming increasingly commmon so watch your backs. Hope for Swine Flu.

A boy took ill when he suffered from Bradshaw Syndrome. He jumped out of his seat in a geography lesson, leapt on to the table and danced like the great man himself

by Dr P. Derby. July 1, 2009

Tourtext Syndrome

Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)

Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:

1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.

I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.

When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.

UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3

by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009