smartupid

A person who thinks himself smart but is stupid indeed.

Max often say others are stupid. Yes, he is really smartupid.

by wild lands July 4, 2009

Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.

Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?

by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

smash gash

Smash Gash (verb)
Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"

Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)

"It's been almost 4 weeks of this Dry Spell. I just need to Smash Gash!!"

by TheBennji December 17, 2013

Smackaroni and Cheese

The act of slapping someone across the face immediately followed by photographing their reaction. The photograph is then used in order to remind them of the event at a later date for the purposes of intimidation.

"John, you had better shut your mouth before I serve you a big, fat helping of smackaroni and cheese!"

by Bacon Pancakes May 14, 2015

Smacking Beans

Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.

Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015