minecraft royale

An awesome game where you fight another Minecrafter.

Let's play some Minecraft Royale!

by harriz March 13, 2019

Landon Royer

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself

Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that

by Muffinfuck5000 June 9, 2021

Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

by Themergener September 4, 2017

Fortnite battle royal

A overrated shitty free games every single fucking year 7 goes on about. They also say “I stole my mums credit card” to look all big. The new pick up line when the year 7’s go on a date is “are you my parents credit card, because I’m gonna steal you from them” LIKE NO CALM DOWN JOHNNY

Nitty boy 1-hey Alex wanna play fortnite battle royal after school today we can do duos”
Nitty boy 2-sure I’m going to steal my mums credit card and by V-bux

by Sheis_notleng October 4, 2020

Venice’s Royal Toast

Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.

1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!

2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Fortnite: Battle Royale

A video game when you experience gay anal sex and get fucked by sweats

Fortnite: Battle Royale:
Guy 1: "I've been clapped by sweats. They should have brought condoms."
Guy 2: "wtf are you talking about this is a kid's game. "
"Did you look at the urban dictionary to find what this game is about??"

by GayHeadfortnite69 October 27, 2022

sew my royal oaks

To travel abroad and draw ones name in the sand

I need to leave to sew my royal oaks, not blow anyone’s back out.

by HolyBoy999 July 6, 2023