stupid ass retard 

The definition of a STUPID ASS RETARD is extreme stupidity or being extremely idiotic

Little boy : shoves dogs face up his buttocks

Little boys sister: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID ASS RETARD.

stupid ass retard by Hi this person can 👁you October 25, 2019

Squishy Face Retard 

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

Squishy Face Retard by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

boneified retard

a complete douche bag who has no chance of getting any girl except his mum

"check tht guy chatting up steph hes such a boneified retard"

i no he'll prob chat his mum up later

i no. sick fucker

boneified retard by monkey fukkkkkk October 13, 2007

Sexual Retard 

Sexual retard: A person that can’t have a normal conversation without it being of sex.

Come back when you become less sexual retarded.

Sexual Retard by Cherryroseblood May 5, 2018

v for retard

just like saying 'you retard!' to your friends
used in a friendly manner

"OMG HIGH FIVE!"

-misses-

"V FOR RETARD!"

v for retard by blulovescab October 30, 2007

Alibaster Retard 

A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.

''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.

Alibaster Retard by X Typhus X July 20, 2009

mojo retard 

Ghost of Someone thats actually there

Argh its a mojo retard

mojo retard by bazcazmmaz March 29, 2014