Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 23, 2021

Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.

John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.

by Yaomman September 08, 2022

Double Pump

A Guy who cums really quickly when having sex

Girl: James is a double pumper

by Wang Dangler890 March 24, 2019

Double pump

A forbidden strategy that leaves many defaults lives lost when they see double pump,Epic Games refuse to give it back because i don't know

A DEFAULT LETS DOUBLE PUMP HIM!

by My Instagram is boygamer3 ; ) December 18, 2018

Double pump

When you and a friend take with you one girl each home and have sex on different roms

Do you join a double pump?
«Yea sure, i’ll bring my friend»

by Tøffelo September 25, 2018

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.

Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.

by DogeRager January 30, 2021