mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

Prime-post-time

The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.

"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"

by A.Roo April 27, 2010

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

FB Triple Post

When a person on Facebook feels it is necessary to post at least three times in a 24 hour period on something he/she will be doing or is doing in order to increase the amount of comments and "likes". Posting once that you are going to the show is insufficient.

FB First Post: "I am so bored at work right now but am sooo excited about the concert I am going to tonight!".

FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".

FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".

by dazeofwar August 23, 2011

Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')

"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."

by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011

Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.

Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.

by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014