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Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.
Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT
by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020
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Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.
by Literally A Fish November 14, 2015
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Russian Lil PUmp

OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god
by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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Lil Pump

A: Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang
B: Shit you're Lil Pump
by MrBigDix November 4, 2017
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