De Potato

The act of sending a really goofy photo of yourself looking like a potato to someone you didn't intentionally send to. You intended the photo to send to your best friend, but you sent it to your crush, this is shameful.

I am De Potato! I accidentally sent a photo of me pulling a face like a strained fish to John when I was supposed to send it to Lucy!

by One_Too_Psycho January 26, 2015

ethan the Potato

he is a youtuber with 22 subs or 21 please subscribe to him he's my best friend his birthday is coming up so that would be a great surprise

ethan the Potato on youtube

by ethan the Potato YT May 5, 2020

Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

by russianfuck September 26, 2008

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 7, 2011

raw potato

a raw potato is someone very cool

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him

by raccoon123 June 24, 2020