pLeAAsEE

when you really want something yap yap

pLeAAsEE i need you pLeAAsEE

by yaplover69 February 16, 2024

Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.

We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!

by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

Plead the 45th

When you, or your lawyer, talk absolute shit in a courtroom, resulting in the judge or jury getting gung ho with the tariff.

Hey Donnie, you demanded we plead the 45th but eh... now the judge wants you to bend over and pick up a $350m bar of soap.

by McSpreader February 24, 2024

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Pleasure Princess

A woman who enjoys pleasuring her man sexually. She also enjoys being pleasured by her man.

I love you so much, your my little pleasure princess.

by Mister Marvelous April 18, 2024

Pleasus christ

A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.

Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?

Son:
Yes mama.

Mama:
What’s the magic word?

Son:
Pleasus Christ.

Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.

by bodakun April 19, 2024

please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.

"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

by USayinWhat April 23, 2024