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by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 29, 2022

The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

Krabby Patty

When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.

Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.

by epichacker69 July 28, 2022

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

Pale Patty

White woman

Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.

by HistorianHiMe August 15, 2022

Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022