five and a half pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.

1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise

2. They still have five and a half more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

Irish Six-Pack

The act of bringing a six-pack of beer to a party with only five beers left in it, because you drank one before you got there.

Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*

by Fejj June 13, 2018

six-pack lesbian

a woman who claims she is straight and maybe even has a boyfriend, but sometimes gets drunk and has had sex with other women, and then if confrontend about their ambiguous sexuality claims that it doesn't count because they were drunk.

Joe:your girlfriend got drunk last night at the party and fucked my girlfriend. she's a lezzy!
Bob:she says she's not gay, she just does that sometimes when she's drunk.
Joe:yeah, well she's a six-pack lesbian

by slapphappyseven December 9, 2008

j pack

A (dutch) word for a totally awesome rapper who hasn't made it yet but has real tallent

Yo man did you check out (any rappers name)*jesper* that dude is a real j pack

or

*rappers name* Jesper was the bom last night that dudes a real j pack

by CasperAce October 23, 2008

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by jess April 13, 2004

service pack 2

A bundle of programs that finally make windows secure. providing that you use it corectly. The fantstic firewall refuses to let any internet program install with your program without your permission. A very useful thing allowing you to surf the net withoutgetting to an annoying search page. It also come with a popup blocker which is pretty decent. It will make a sound and show a little tab when a pop up is blocked. On occasions It can be annoying as a file download or clicking a link is classed as a pop up. Fortunately sp2 allows you to temporarily allow the pop up from coming and allows you to turn the blocker off outright. It also allows you to turn the automatic updates off.

I gots me service pack 2 and now I can search the internet without fear.

by Willy Wonka January 9, 2005

vampire snack pack

used tampon

My mate Ralph found one of his girl friend's Vampire Snack Packs under his bed.

by Puaap October 9, 2008