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Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic
That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.
by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011
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boob-over

a professor of law with an extensive comb-over who is a poor teacher, goes off on tangents and is excruciatingly boring.
What the fuck is this boob-over talking about? I just fell asleep for forty minutes.
by biological April 15, 2011
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Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.
Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.
by E-bag March 29, 2010
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bend over boyfriend

A gay male that gets fucked in the ass by they're big dick black boyfriend.
The dark skinned man said in his deep voice pointing to a fraile white man, "That's Bob my bend over boyfriend."
by Angelina :P January 15, 2007
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Leg over the whale

To do something. Anything you can think of.
Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.

Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.
by Jimjackson223 May 30, 2009
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knock over the pepsi

When a teacher searches for the definition of a random string of words during a health class. It must sound like something sexual related but really isn't. You can replace "pepsi" with "soda", "coke", or any other drink.
Student: "What does it meant to knock over the pepsi?"
Teacher (searches it up): "I don't know." (Finds urban dictionary result) "You got me."
by IbeatMrCook June 7, 2010
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