Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement

He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!

by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019

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The best Dad joke ever!

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!

by Aldi's February 5, 2019

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Mental abuse to humans. Very simple. Tbh its killing me.

Jack: I have homework about mental abuse to humans.. Bro help.
Kai: Bro.. The abuse is math. Very..VERY simple.

by ACowWithAPotato January 24, 2020

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Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

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Mental.
Abuse.
To.
Humans

"god dam its time for math cant wait to abuse those children"

by Koldmand May 16, 2021

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A four-letter word that traditionally used to be called “arithmetic” in elementary or primary school—the third “R” in Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic. A much-disliked school subject that is mostly used as a social filter to separate the nerds from the herd, or to politically decide the future haves and the have-nots in society.

Unlike our parents and grandparents who’re schooled in old-school math, we’re now taught new math (which includes new ways to add, subtract, and multiply numbers), Common Core math (which incorporates many new math techniques), and Singapore math (which integrates the concrete-pictorial-abstract (CPA) approach to learning math and the bar model method to solve word problems).

by Numerati June 14, 2025

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