by KillyJ February 28, 2015
Get the Jimmy Cartermug. Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
Get the Jimmy Cartermug. Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020
Get the jimmy francismug. He is a person that is straight forward to one thing. No matter what someone says a different opinion his thought does not change.
by Shrekak-47m416ikr November 9, 2020
Get the Jimmymug. The most handsome boy you will probably have met. Although he says that you are “slow”, you will still enjoy spending every second with him. Dark haired with the most incredible eyes you have seen. Wants to be an firefighter. It is easy to admire him and everything he does. Jimmy are the most amazing and beautiful energy person you will meet
by belaleba444 December 9, 2022
Get the Jimmymug. Someone that is beloved by his friends but never fully understood. But he fucks his friends girlfriends whose name starts with e. All around great guy.
by Datboytdog April 6, 2019
Get the Jimmymug. James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025
Get the Jimmy Kimmelmug.