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why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.
Why am i googling this?
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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google fuckery

when google does a little trolling
"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"
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Google Worm

When you recurringly remember a question about the world and that you should search the internet for the answer, but can't at that moment, then later forget to do so.
Similar to an ear worm.
Whenever I do the washing up I get an Google Worm about 'why the sky is blue?' but I never get around to looking it up
by jpbtube July 19, 2022
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Google sure!

When you're so goddamn SURE about SOMETHING.
"How sure you bout that?"

"I'm google sure! about that bruh"
by Hashvick July 25, 2022
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JUST GOOGLE IT

by zitherng August 5, 2022
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pulling a google translate

When the sarcastic friend in the group is done with your bullshit.
Jordann is pulling a google translate on me.”
by buzz buzz June 12, 2022
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