Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

White Mountain

When a New Hampshire born citizen gives you several cream pies

Oh yeah kehd I gave her a white mountain on the side of the KaNk

by Nashua_Kehd August 8, 2020

The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.

Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am

by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011

Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.

John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences

by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021